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You tell me…

jen — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:17:28 +0000

Why would The Olympic torch for the China games would only make one US stop, and that would be San Francisco?

Why in the hell would you pick a city with one of hte largest Chinatowns in the country, and one filled full of activist hippies you KNOW will protest Tibet, something China doesn’t want discussed especially not in thier “time to shine”? I hope they weren’t surprised by the huge protest. Well hell, maybe they were, maybe they just don’t assume protests will happen like we do.

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To You and Yours:

jen — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:55:27 +0000

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It’s a small dream, but it’s mine

jen — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:09:33 +0000

Something I dream about
is one day without beachballs!
Spin, lil' G4, spin.

Yes, the old circa 1998 G4 400 mac is showing it's age. And it's not in the cards to replace it anytime soon. I dont think I can make THAT many pincushions.

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Attention for this important message please

jen — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:29:29 +0000

I have bought some new slippers.
Now it feels as if
I am walking on the moon.

(I wasn’t intending to write that in haiku form, but once I had it down I realized it worked…

That is all.

Edit: Someone mentioned I messed up my haiku form… did 7-5-7 and it’s 5-7-5… so let’s do this again…

Bought some new slippers,
Feels like walking on the Moon,
Moonwalking is fun!

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L’Oreal Microdermabrasion Kit

jen — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:40:41 +0000

Ouch, ouch, ouch, my god!
Pretty skin costs twenty bucks,
But damn I look good.

This shit works. Even the first time. Really works. I swear! I’m on my second box after stopping for awhile and man could I tell the difference before and after.

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Here kitty kitty!

jen — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:55:37 +0000

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Klassy with a K

jen — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 23:37:44 +0000

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Tostito’s Gold

jen — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 12:56:34 +0000

Oh, chips of the gods!
Crunchy corn ambrosia,
weaker chips tremble.

A simple Haiku can’t tell you how much I love these things, it’s just not normal to like tortillas without even any sauces or toppings as much as I like these. Absolutely great chips on their own.