Xmas for tinfoil hatters

Posted by jen September 4th, 2008 in Jeneral. 4 Comments

Costco has some interesting options for the "sky is falling" crowd…

A huge bucket of Emergency Food
MMMM Just looks so appetizing doesn't it? All Vegetarian AND a 20 year shelf life?
I'll take dying in a fiery apocolypse please!

They also have a Emergency kit that includes everything but a FEMA form and a body bag.

But if your house get's swept away, good luck finding it, so you better bury it in the backyard for safekeeping.

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1 Susan Sep 5th, 2008 at 6:57 am

That’s awesome! Reminds me of a scene from “Repo Man” when Emelio Estevez is eating from a can labeled “FOOD”. His mom suggests that he put it in a bowl, he’ll enjoy it more. He says, “Oh, I don’t think I could enjoy it any more, Mom!” Mmmm!

I’m glad it’s vegetarian! Now I can share in the delicious post-apocalyptic goodness.

The FEMA-form/body bag combo is sold separately, but if you call within the next 20 minutes, you’ll get 2 rolls of duct tape for free!
2 cursingmama Sep 5th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

I spotted this at my local costco & it took some restraint not to purchase it as a semi-gag gift for a relative of mine. It was a bit too pricey for a gag gift…but if it had contained dehydrated beef instead of just vegetarian food I totally would have been in.

Then it would have been a real gift.
3 Conall Sep 11th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

I think I will just opt for cooking some bacon in the fiery inferno a few minutes before I perish.

http://www.chickenmonkeydog.com
4 repliderium.com Sep 19th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

I think my ex fed that same stuff to his horses. I swear the bucket looked exactly like that.