Even republicans aren't digging Palin when the mics are off.

And for more on Palin's credentials:

And if you missed the last SNL skit, here you go!

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Alaska's shore is about 50 miles from Russia's shore. There are two islands midway that are on the border - THEY are one mile apart. Two rocky ice pimples in the Bering Strait. I live 50 miles from Kentucky, that doesn't make me a hillbilly.

Key West is 90 miles from Cuba. Cuba is far more populated than that easternmost icy nipple on Russia's coast. Also many more people in Key West and weekly Cubans trying to raft in in old tires. The Mayor of Monroe County (that's the the Keys) has more experience with dealing with Communists than Palin. And they joke about being a separate country!

I can't belive people are buying this shit.. oh wait… yes I do. These fools elected Bush, twice.

Costco has some interesting options for the  "sky is falling" crowd…

A huge bucket of Emergency Food
MMMM Just looks so appetizing doesn't it? All Vegetarian AND a 20 year shelf life?
I'll take dying in a fiery apocolypse please!

They also have a Emergency kit that includes everything but a FEMA form and a body bag. 

 But if your house get's swept away, good luck finding it, so you better bury it in the backyard for safekeeping.