Famous Nobody/Nobody Famous

In case you were wondering who the gay white dude was in the latest Boost Mobile Commercial was… it's Mickey Avalon.

Yeah I hadn't heard of him either. Welcome to the time of YouTube "celebrities". I feel so very old.

(BTW I just figured out it was Naomi Campbell dancing with the lizards in the Vitamin Water Thriller Commercial.) 



3 Responses to “Famous Nobody/Nobody Famous”

  1. 1 LAiney

    Great. The music I hate with a pouting fag. What is this world coming to? Makes me sick!

  2. 2 krystyn

    I still have yet to figure out what the bleep that Vitamin Water commercial is. Does Vitamin Water turn lizards into the dancing dead? Why is Naomi Campbell dancing with them?

    I can just imagine the pitch:

    “We have a huge budget and no concept. Why don’t we hire a supermodel to dance to a hugely popular song and throw in some CG?”

    Later:

    “Uh, we blew our budget on the dancing lizards. How about a less-expensive not so popular anymore model, and a song that was really popular a while back? I hear Michael Jackson is desperate for cash…”

  3. 3 Drunkbunny

    I can’t believe you called the stiff, arthritis-inspired Naomi Campbell movements “dancing”.

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