There is a growing ugly trend on ebay a pal pointed me to. 

A  search for "ivylane" or "poppyst" reveals that ebayers seem to like to pay $500 to dress their she-spawn like Strawberry Shortcake's puke wrapped in bricabrak. There are hundreds of these if you know where to look, and the words above are just a taste, and some of these have dozens of bids.

The running theme is crazy patchwork yoke dresses with pants or bloomers with ruffled cuffs. So help me god.

 Miss Shortcake needs to sue for infringement.

This one is holding at $500. Not kidding.
And before you start hatin' this is the *best* one.

And in this one even she looks to be wondering who would pay $500 for this piece of crap

This one is only going for $300.

Make sure your little princess looks like dowdy Raggedy Ann your Grandma made with this $85 bargain: 

You ever see the skit on Mad TV with Dot the hyper 6 year old possibly retarded if not just weird girl who likes gloves and gum? I swear I think they stole this one off the show - and it's only $175!

Ever wanted your daughter to dress more like a color blind 1890's Parisian Can Can dancer with Bejing, Mexican and Cyndi Lauper influences? For mere $100 you'll get that wish. 

(This looks like my pal Dave's kid Grace, PLEASE tell me it's not!) 

Someone needs to start making this crap for etsy and make a mint.
But not me, I refuse to encourage people to dress their little girls this way.