Sing it loud, sing it proud… I'm going straight to hell and I need the company!
(Disclaimer: It's been a long day)

TiVo loves me this I know,
For the red light tells me so.
Many shows for him to store,
They are long, but he records.

Yes, TiVo loves me!
Yes, TiVo loves me!
Yes, TiVo loves me!
The Red Light tells me so.

I love him and he loves me back,
'tho my shows are very whack,
Aliens, Sasquatch, and Daily Show,
And so many more all on his own!

Yes, TiVo loves me!
Yes, TiVo loves me!
Yes, TiVo loves me!
The Red Light tells me so.