It’s all about the nap.
Posted by jen November 30th, 2006 in Jeneral.When you hit thirty suddenly napping dominates a portion of your brain. How you want one, need one, just woke up from one, just laying down to take one… you start planning your weekends about them.
Right now it’s a 65 degrees and lightly rainy - remarkably wonderful weather for the time of year - and all I’m thinking about is taking a nap. Yesterday it was sunny and 70 and I wanted a nap so bad I dozed off waiting on hold on the phone.
Things I’ve found that are nap inducing:
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Sunny
Partly cloudy
Rain
Thunder
Lightning
Snow
Rain of Locusts
After work
After waking up
The 70 degree perfect day
The coldest miserable -7 degree day
Too sunny
Too dark
Too warm
Too cold
Surfing the Net
YouTube
On the phone on hold
On the phone talking
Riding in the car
Driving the car
Shopping
Cooking
At the office
Under the desk managing computer cables
In the shower
Petting the dog
Cuddling the cat
On the toilet
Sitting down
Laying down
Standing up
Walking
Breathing
Blogging
1 Response to “It’s all about the nap.”
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Aware that you could be just teasing, my dear, but concerned and want to mention that this could be a sign of a very serious medical issue.
Several years ago, I was suffering from this same thing. I’d sleep regularly, but then be nearly falling asleep at my desk. I’d get home from work and fall asleep for 2-3 hours, wake up groggy and feeling drugged. I felt like I was 80 years old.
Turns out, a serious protein deficiency was taking a toll on my heart. I’m a vegetarian and wasn’t eating enough. You need One Gram of lean protein for every Five Pounds you weigh. Try eating lean protein with every meal and see how you feel in a week or two…I think you’ll be amazed and pleased…