Mr Man: Hello?
Me: Hey. We need TP. Can you pick up some on your way home?
Mr Man: Just use the curtains.
Me: Well, I would but they are getting pretty rank. You know how I hate doing laundry.
Mr Man: We got a backyard…
Me: Yeah Gary and I can scoot around back there together.
Mr Man: He’d like that.
Me: Oh wait, here kitty kitty…
Mr Man: There ya go!
Me: The nice thing about cats is they are self-cleaning.

It should be noted this is pretty typical banter around here.