Interview with President Orangutan on the Today show just now (and I backed up the tivo to get this exactly:

“We reject the ideology of extremists who kill innocent people to acheive political objectives.”

We feel the same way, Stimpy, we feel the same way. Only thing is no other world power is big enough to oust you for doing the same thing.

Then he also, when the Brian Williams questioned him about his recent odd reading habits (Philosphy and Shakespeare – who I’m sure he likes for the butt jokes – versus his usual biographies and stuff.) said , and I’m not joking here, I backed it up to play it several times… “I’ve got an epileptic reading list.”

:::head on table:::

The word is ECLECTIC you moron. Where are all the good asassains in the world anymore? Are they all buddhists now?

“The key for me is to keep expectations low.” (while smiling like a goober)

Mission accomplished.

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