Me: So Pluto is getting no lovin’ anymore. Downgraded from planet to… Dwarf Planet? How is that not a Planet planet?

Imaginary Astronomer: Well… it’s complicated. Your mundane mind would never understand.

Me: Fair enough. Why is it called a dwarf planet then? The word planet is still there. You science dweebs aren’t clarifying anything.

Imaginary Astronomer: Here. I’ll make this clearer - DWARF planet.

Me: Right… Uhm, Dwarves are funny.

Imaginary Astronomer: Yeah! I love it when they dress up in little costumes.

Me: Me too. Comedy Gold.