Friends fans will reconize the post title as that of one of the Freind’s eps where Ross whitens his teeth and they are so bright white they blind people.

I watch a lot of Spike TV during the day (thanks to Dave and him getting me hooked into watching Star Trek and DS9 in the afternoons, that bastard) so I don’t know if it’s showing anywhere else, but there is a Buy.com commerical running.

A previous one had the owner on the office building and you panned up to him as he sang the praises of his company’s products (and I have to say I’ve bought a lot from them over the years… but this new one is more IN the building and well, he has baked himself in a tanning bed and sadly, gotten Ross teeth.

I should be the last person to speak on tooth whiteness, but it’s going too far, your teeth should not be whiter than your eyes. If your teeth are so white your eyes look beige, they are too white. And this guy’s were.

Buh.