What happens when teenager girls get online - they IM ME! This is an actual conversation I JUST got done with… NOT KIDDING I have the logs to prove this! like I’ve said before, having Pixeldecor makes being IM’d by a stranger a regular occurance, I get numerous ‘bings’ a week.

This time it was a bit of a standout, first she didn’t ask to use a pattern on her myspace page…

4:31:24 PM StupidGirl: hey sexy ;-]
4:31:58 PM StupidGirl: guess what my parents arent gonna be home tonite! =] you know what that means baby? ;-]
4:32:32 PM StupidGirl: just me, my p**y, and your long hard c**k ;-]
4:32:56 PM StupidGirl: baby..you there?
4:48:57 PM StupidGirl: dood im so f**cking horny

I decide to answer to see if it’s porno bot, since it was a multiple message not a one time thing

4:50:48 PM Jen: if I was a “dood”
4:51:04 PM StupidGirl: baby..?
4:51:11 PM StupidGirl: is this you
4:51:12 PM Jen: however I am a female and immune to your porno ways
4:51:15 PM StupidGirl: or your brother again
4:51:24 PM StupidGirl: who is this?
4:51:28 PM StupidGirl: isnt this Jason?
4:51:30 PM Jen: uhm, YOU msged me
4:51:45 PM StupidGirl: ISNT THIS JASON?
4:51:49 PM Jen: Go away
4:51:52 PM Jen: Uh, no. not jason
4:52:56 PM StupidGirl: huh
4:53:02 PM Jen: dont know a jason
4:53:06 PM StupidGirl: im srry he gave me this sn and said it was his new sn
4:53:19 PM Jen: i’m so blogging this
4:53:29 PM StupidGirl: huh

Smart thang, ain’t she? The last half dozen lines are abridged, I spared you all the repeating… she wasn’t getting it.

4:53:47 PM Jen: my sn is dsignfunk
4:53:52 PM Jen: so now you know which one to cancel
4:55:01 PM StupidGirl: wtf are u talking about?
4:55:15 PM StupidGirl: my boyfriend said this was his new screenname god im sorry ok
4:55:55 PM jen: I’ve had this sn for 8 years
4:57:02 PM jen: just delete my sn ok?
4:57:08 PM StupidGirl: ok srry bye

So I decide to mess with her… I mean really how much time is she saving not typing the O in ’sorry’ anyway? Oh yeah… I bet her right hand was busy…

5:08:21 PM jen: when you get jason tell him you want a filthy sanchez
5:08:36 PM StupidGirl: what’s that
5:08:42 PM jen: he’ll show ya, lol BYE