1: Cone Bra.

2: Knee high boots and a mini mini

3: Huge sun glasses that hide half your face that make you look like a Florida retiree on I-75.

4: Long summer dresses over jeans with high heels.

5: Red leather pants (or any color other than black).

6: All-white suit.

7: Visible nipples under chiffon.

8: Silky ill-fitting camisole and a cardigan sweater with sleeves that are 6″ too long.

9: Oversized “Newsie” cap.

10: This. Anyone else would be thrown in the Homeless Shelter.