Oh where to start.

A previous linee had begun commenting on the numerous “If you like-” pamphlets that had been placed on a long table that ran beside the disorganized and insanely LOOONG line to see Stan Lee at the Library in my hometown. I was reading them most were silly, this one made me laugh out loud. After that I grabbed every one I could see.

At first I thought it, being a scarcastic wise ass myself, it was someone having a go, but after looking at them as a whole I have to only conclude the person was, in fact, an idiot.

Others were (and this is as it was written - I didn’t change the spelling, or rather mispellings):
Fiction for the Sports Lover…
For those that Beastieality is to conservitive

If You Like Stephen King…
Your a bigger freak than I