Worlds best looking hard core porn

Posted by jen January 5th, 2006 in Linkage.

Not that I’m gonna buy it or rent it or see it, but FunkyBlue passed this on to me and I thought I’d pass it on.

Pirates is a “Pirates of the Caribbean”ish typical porn take off (like they do), only with what really appears to good production values and studio-enviable CGI. Of course the script is likely a typical stretch of the imagination… I mean did pirates even have pizza delivery men?

Anyway, DO watch the trailer it’s interesting to see the CGI skeletons battling just as fake boobies -but only if you are not near kids or bosses, because well it IS a porno movie trailer and you will see some snips of gratuitous nude pirate-on-pirate action. It’s really pretty strange for it to be so well lit, and with like actual sets that don’t involve a model home they talked their way into for the weekend.

(I will remove this post once it rolls off the front page so the spammers won’t drown me in crap comments.)

15 Responses to “Worlds best looking hard core porn”

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1 eric Jan 6th, 2006 at 12:44 pm

“i can’t hunt pirates… i can’t even hunt tuna!”
2 FunkyBlue Jan 6th, 2006 at 1:00 pm

Leaked script lines:

Pirate Captain: Arrr… Arrr… Arrr… Yarr!! ArrrArrrArrrArrrArrrArrr AHOY MATEY!!!!!!!
3 FunkyBlue Jan 6th, 2006 at 1:00 pm

“Prepare for boarding!!!”
4 FunkyBlue Jan 6th, 2006 at 1:02 pm

“Yo! ho! And blow the man down!”
5 VBBJen Jan 6th, 2006 at 1:02 pm

Shiiiver me timbers!!!!! ARRRR ARRRRRRR!!!!
6 VBB Jen Jan 6th, 2006 at 1:10 pm

Now, THAT’s a Crow’s Nest!
7 VBB Jen Jan 6th, 2006 at 1:10 pm

Yo ho ho ho HO HO HO HO OHHHH YESSSSS!!!!
8 VBB Jen Jan 6th, 2006 at 1:16 pm

Captain Bligh, may I borrow your parrot?
9 Wes F. in North Adams Jan 6th, 2006 at 2:13 pm

“Let’s go out and plunder some booty! Yarrr!”

Instead of a wooden LEG…

WF
10 VBB Jen Jan 6th, 2006 at 4:31 pm

Leftenant, give me ramming speed!!!!
11 FunkyBlue Jan 6th, 2006 at 6:39 pm

“Polly wanna hummer!” SQUAAWK!
12 FunkyBlue Jan 6th, 2006 at 6:49 pm

I wonder if there’s a skeleton gangbang in the movie.
13 Your Mother Jan 6th, 2006 at 9:29 pm

Now, what kind of little pirate movie are you watching???? Is it anything like Peter Pan? You always loved Peter Pan…..
14 honey bunny Jan 7th, 2006 at 10:12 pm

i agree with you on the cool CGI and costumes and sets, but there’s something to be said for a porno where the cheezy parts involve sex.

although i still like janine a lot.
15 honey bunny Jan 7th, 2006 at 10:14 pm

you know…because in pornos, the cheeze usually comes from the sets and dialogue and props…