I await my semolina master

“Why you should convert to the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster

Flimsy moral standards.

Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.

Our heaven is WAY better. We’ve got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.”

Brilliant, buy a t-shirt. And be sure to get your desktop picture, you know you wanna.



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