McDonalds Wants You To F*ck It’s Sandwiches - why white guys can’t slang.

Hilarious Star Wars: EP III pre-parody.

Thier other movies are pretty funny too.

Ohio law to muzzle “liberals”

Isn’t one of the classic facism moves to stifle individual, artististic, non-conservative and intellectual thought so aligns with the government stance? Why, yes, yes it is.

I just thank god trains are few and far between so we don’t have to worry is they are on time or not.

Everyone lied to me. Everyone said I, Robot sucked, and what a bomb it was. Everyone was wrong.

As a scifi fan, I have to say I loved it. For the 1.5 hours I was really sucked into it all the way. We have put it on our dvd buy list

Sure, it might not have followed the book (that i n ever read anyway), but I thought it had a lot of complex stuff going on. The effects were great, of course too. The plot was not transparent and had lots of nice twists.

Plus, it had lots of Will Smith with his shirt off, or just wearing his shorts and one scene of him buck nekkid, that’s worth the rental right there!

What the rest of the world saw on January 20th were these pictures of a family massacred by US troops in Tal Afar, Iraq.

Bush & Co continues to embarrass me as a American and a Human.

On behalf of the nearly half of America that is Human: to Israel, the jewish people of the world, the families of every targeted minority who lost loved ones in the camps, to the survivors and the rescuers… we’re sorry our VP is a classless turd. We’re really really sorry. Trust us, you have no idea how sorry.

If you haven’t all heard by now, while everyone else was wearing block overcoats and dress shoes our nation’s representative at a very somber and formal 60th Anniversary memorial commemorating the freeing of the prisoners at Auschwitz, our Vice President, “The Dick” Cheney wore a military parka and a logo ski cap and hiking boots.

Of course he’s being defended. It was cold out. He’s old. He has a heart problem, it’s just a coat, get over it…. yada yada yada.

You’re a world leader, Dick, boo freaking hoo. Suck it up, Gramps. It wasn’t about you. And incase our VP doesn’t know: You don’t fart in church either.

And it’s not “just a coat”. It’s a US military parka, hiking books and a freaking knit cap with STAFF 2001″ on it. Thats what you wear to pick out a christmas tree or shovel the sidewalk.

You wouldn’t wear a shorts to a funeral even if it is in 110 degrees in July, and why? It’s not respectful. You deal with the heat in honor of the dead and the nature of the occasion. It’s not like he didn’t have nice business winter wear, he does.

To be even even more damning, they couldn’t even be bother to give him anything original to say, instead they threw a couple paragraphs from an old Bush speech from a visit there almost two years ago.

That’s classy with a captial Ass.

Amazon sells Neoprene Cow Pattern Milk Carton Covers.

You can die now.

We, the public of the world, are now fully aware all of 6 days later that Donald Trump has married for the Third time. You can stop mentioning it now, no really. Stop. We didn’t care the entire year leading up to it, we certainly didn’t care about the last two times he got married. We don’t care now.

He didn’t find Osama, he didn’t find a cure for cancer, he didn’t expose his nipple during the superbowl while pledging eternal devotion to Woody Allen in red devil thong. He got married. Big freaking whoop!

This is our manifesto: Our list of demands if you will.

We are sick of hearing who was at the wedding, who wasn’t. We care even less about your powerful media freinds.

We’re sick of the people who weren’t invited razzing the ones that were in attempted tongue in cheek that only shows how pettily jealous they are.

We’re sick of the ones that were invited acting so nonchalant and modest about being invited for being a friend of “The Toupe”.

We’re sick of the celebrties on TV mentioning to each other about things they talked to each other at the Trump wedding. Talk about an unintersting inside joke.

We’re sick of hearing what the bride wore, and how beautiful she was. She’s a model for Christssake, not like she had to work at it.

We’re sick of of hearing what guests wore what designer and who got drunker. Unless you have pictures that is, and since cameras were not allowed, somehow I doubt it.

We’re sick of knowing that cameras were not allowed.

We’re sick of getting details on the menu, the flowers, the cake… we can’t eat it, afford it or smell it.

We’re sick of seeing the Bride and Groom’s stinking filthy rich faces on every tv show with a partially working camera from Good Morning America to Texas Justice. What? Do they expect for everyone in America to send them a wedding present?

We’re sick of Donald pimping the Apprentice while he does it.

We’re sick of Donald. We want the gopher on his head killed, shaved, plucked and polished till it glows like the gold elevator buttons in Trump Tower.

Signed,
The People of the World

Until now! Go Sensor go!

Ok, now I’ve been hearing all week about the California passenger train wreck where the suicidal moron drove his truck up on the tracks to be hit then jumped out at the last minute. The train hit it derailed.

Imagine that… a derailed passenger train. That seems pretty common for any time a passenger train is in the news.

Now, on the news they always tell you to not try to out race a train, then they show you what happens to a a car when a train hits it. SMUSH! and the train keeps going for a good half mile till it can finally slow down. I’ve even seen enough “caught on camera” shows where semi trucks,a and busses have ben hit by trains. Same thing the train keeps on going.

How comes passenger trains derail when you slip a penny on the rails or the wind blows it wrong, but a cargo train will keep rolling when it hits a fully loaded 18 wheeler?

I think it’s scandalous they won’t show such a funny ad.

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I love the actor in this, i see him all the time and he consistently makes me laugh. Anyone know who he is?

Dogs know more than you think.

Brazilian samba, boss nova and other loungey music styles of the 50s and 60’s. Lots of mp3’s to download.

retroCRUSH has put up something that was on the Something Awful forums, but was broken due to server load.

Go here for full size pics suitable for framing.

So I’m watching the Today show today and they have this interview with a guy designs prom dresses that are a bit risque.

Check out the Xcite and Xtreme lines on the link above. Use arrows on the thumbnails at the bottom of the page to skim them faster. There are just too many racy, skanky and otherwise plain ugly dresses to feature here. Seriously. If I featured one I’d be depriving six others their due.

I have to say looking through the collection, the racy ones have a definite latin feel with bare middles and very full ruffle skirts with high thigh slits. I could so see these on some hottie on Telemundo, and his being out of LA I just have to wonder if these in fact are for the latin market.

Go play with the Google Video Search - another few hours of your life suddenly vanished.

Why women can’t drive bad or can’t read maps.

Why men can’t throw underwear in hamper or put the seat down still a mystery. So glad to see they have all our problems worked out. Feh.

One of my favorite comedians, Steve Martin, writes to Johnny Carson to say .2 Comments

This guy says it again - Cincinnati thinks it’s in a Southern state when it comes to snow. Yes it really is that bad here.

A little snow and you’d think they were letting serial killers loose on the streets by all the blind panic.

Johnny Carson, late-night TV legend, dies at 79