Woke up in Chicago today, went to IKEA, spent much money (full details later) on sale stuff and drove 6 hours home.

Relaxing after getting in a few hours ago I just now had to explain to my mother why the “furries and plushies” website that had the url she wanted to register was not “cute” at all.

YOU try to explain THAT to YOUR mother without really explaining it for fear of REALLY weirding her out… and then explain how YOU know about it - I dare ya! HA! I just do OK? Yet another weird internet factoid I have burned on my synapses.

Thank god she didn’t wanderclick into the galleries or really read much… The website graphics were just kinda neat, she liked it.

Oi.