ARRRR!!!! So what be your Pirate name?

Okay so What is your pirate name?

Iron Anne Vane

A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you are that person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that’s okay, because it’s much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Okay so I guess I need to polish my knives?



1 Response to “ARRRR!!!! So what be your Pirate name?”

  1. 1 Esther

    Dirty Ethel Bonney

    You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean — not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

    (But I bathe, honest!)

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