Moet’el Six
Posted by jen June 30th, 2003 in Uncategorized.From a mailing list I’m on…
BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) — Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item — Wal-Mart’s own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of WalMart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: “The right name is important.”
So, here we go: The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:
12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart “Merde du Pays”
7. NASCARbernet*
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine …
1. Nasti Spumante
9 Responses to “Moet’el Six”
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That is off the wall funny. My fav is number 3
Nasti Spumante made me laugh until milk shot out my nose.
AND I WASN’T EVEN DRINKING ANY!!!
For those wholesale buys:
Chateauneuf de Sam.
Brilliant list.
Just hilarious
For wrestling fans:
Big Time Riesling
Orange Circus Pinot Noir
indeed a very big blog. nice work.
Some late entries:
Cabernet Swansonon
Chateau de Ronsonol
and, for the Jewish Wal-Mart customers:
Manifoldshewitz
This is fantastic. I would add:
Chardonnay-nay
Brut Force
Bourdeaun’t
and of course,
Mulletwine.
#3 and #7! Oh mah lordy!