That could certainly screw up your Amazon recommendations…

Madonna will write children’s books – Not a joke but it sure sounds like one! “The English Roses” – Indeed.

This is furthering Madonna’s belief that living in England somehow makes you English. Of course, she lived in NY and sounded like she was from the Bronx. Wonder what she sounded like when she was growing up in Michigan. Little poser.

Since her last book was the famous naughty picture book titled “ex” in 1992, I can see this book now…

Samantha was distressed at brunch to ln she was out of marmalade.

“I’ll be back soon, Mummy!” she called out and began to don her leather chaps. She was lacing on her stilletto galoshes when her Mummy peeked through the door.

“Can you run by the chemist on the way back d? I’m all out of KY Jelly, you know how the Vicar gets on his Sunday visits if we run out. We’ll all be walking crooked for a week again.”

“We can’t have that!” Samantha smiled. “I can certainly pick that up. Daddy asked me to fetch him some linament for his lashes as well. They look quite nasty this time.”

“He’ll get over it, he always does.” Her Mother smiled and pulled a 20 pound note from her pointy red patent leather bustier and handed it to Samantha. “Thank you dy. Now, I must be upstairs, your Uncle Stanley needs his bottom smacked.”

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