Oh sweet jesus.
Posted by jen March 5th, 2003 in Uncategorized. 2 CommentsWARNING: Target is in the middle of markdown madness.
It’s a dangerous thing children, like sending Homer Simspon to a doughnut factory.
Every aisle is bedecked in red price tags and little clance signs. Every endcap is piled high with bargains. Oh, save me. I only left with one cartload, I hope you realize I’m plotting for cart two.
No, self, I do not need a elastic cover for my r view that has a monkey and a banna dangling from it. No, self, I do no need a duvet cover, I already have one. No, self, I do not need that make up from that endcap of beauty markdowns for 94 cents! I don’t wear makeup! No self! No self! No!
It’s not a place for the weak, let me tell ya.
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Thanks for the warning! Target is dangerous for me as it is, let alone without the red tags going on. I think I’ll hold off until I’ve paid all the bills.
Oh my god… you are so right. I was there yesterday and my planned trip to get a birthday present for my goddaughter ended up in what I can only call a trunkload of strange odds and ends will no real purpose. But, I just couldn’t live without it all. Now to figure out what the hell I’m going to do with the shave ice machine…