Since the movie Office Space hit the public, the grail-like search for a red stapler just like Milton’s has taken over every part of online life. Ebay has auctions for one’s people have painted the right color. Entire sites are dedicated to the enigmatic red stapler.

Swingline has finally bowed to requests, and is now making them in “Rio Red”. Yay SWINGLINE for recognizing a market and catering to it!

Ours just showed up today, it’s loverly! Now all we have to do it find a place of honor!